This book is unique. I knowÉ.everyone says that. But hear me out. Have you ever stopped to wonder why someone said something that struck you as...ummmm....stupid? Well I have. Have you ever wondered why a seedless watermelon has seeds? Well I have. This book is a collection of thoughts about why the world is the way that it is. Just not from a serious perspective. How can you tell if a fire extinguisher will work without actually using it? Is there an arachnid hotline for spider emergencies? What does my lovely wife have in common with a Category 4 hurricane? From wedding vows to tornadoes, from airplane ice cubes to poisonous toothpaste, it is all right here. Come ponder what I ponder!