{"product_id":"old-groaners","title":"Old Groaners","description":"Queen Victoria supposedly said \"We are not amused\". Read \"Old Groaners\", and you will find some of the conundrums, or riddles, that amused the Victorians. \n\u003cp\u003e\nWhy do some persons believe the moon to be made of green cheese? Because of the milky whey that surrounds it. \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nWhich is the way to make your trousers last? To make your coat and waistcoat first. \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nWhy is a guinea in the distance not worth a penny? Because it's only a far-thing.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nWhy do little birds in a nest agree? Because if they did not, they would fall out.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nWhy is a dead doctor like a dead duck? Because he has stopped quacking. \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nWhat is worse than \"raining cats and dogs\"? \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nHailing omnibuses.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nRead about the background to \"Old Groaners\" at \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\nhttp:\/\/lulu.wikidot.com\/old-groaners \n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Susan Watkin","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43998531780769,"sku":"1234571567","price":26.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1v4k2y7-front-shortedge-384_34b5cf98-6bf6-4735-8c73-d5c0646a277b.jpg?v=1747353984","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/old-groaners","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}