ÒHe knows when youÕve been naughty or nice. In other words, SantaÕs a judgmental prick with an inflexible values system.Ó
For millennia, Mankind has considered the big questions of ÒWho?Ó, ÒWhere?Ó, ÒWhy?Ó, and, most importantly, ÒWhat the f***?!Ó.
The author has pondered all of these, along with some other thorny questions. Namely, can jingoistic nationalism be prevented by banning any flag over five inches in size?
Philosophy Only Happens When YouÕre Not Getting Any collects many of these enquiries, covering such varied topics as sport, politics, language, and the whole wide meaning of it all, and aims to momentarily distract anyone who has ever wonderedÉ
- Why Trivia is both the lowest and most important form of knowledge?
- How come teenage Londoners can communicate successfully just by using the word ÒInnitÓ?
- After a certain age, is Happiness defined as sheer gratitude that your bladder still works?
- And why, in nearly 300 episodes of Scooby Doo, does no one say ÒJesus Christ! A talking dog!!Ó?