{"product_id":"primrose-cottage","title":"Primrose Cottage","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe villagers of Muddlecombe-cum-Snoring were perplexed as a Spitfire flew over their sun drenched hay fields and a load of strangers went into Primrose Cottage: the Head of the Russian Mafia; his minder Boris ÒSeven BelliesÓ Slobovitch; two undercover CID policewomen; a London Solicitor and the young doctor newly arrived from India.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what was Captain Creighky O«Riley MC doing on a murder charge in Moscow together with the village idiot ÒDenseÓ Dimmock? And what was his Mum, Mrs Dimmock, going to do for her committee meetings in lieu of Primrose Cottage?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what was the village Postmistress and Church warden doing in a brothel in Tenerife whirling her knickers in the air singing ÒJerusalemÓ?\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what was going to happen to the village drains, not to mention the church roof? And will Gerantinium O«Deighty III, chairman of Mrs Dimmock's Interplanetary Standards and Ethics Committee,  be getting an inside toilet?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions, questions?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust read the bloody book!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380176154785,"sku":"humor1788","price":33.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/12y8ep9-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716883474","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/primrose-cottage","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}