Gray Bertstoke is an unlikely hero. Together with his trusty side-kick Gregory Alexander they embark on a series of comic adventures, saving Santa, dueling with evil Pirates, deciphering a complex code and battling an evil genius intent on world domination. All taking place in God's Country, Ayrshire, Scotland, the home of the bard, Rabbie Burns. A must read for all ex-pats hankering for a bit of roll and square sausage, plain loaves and black puddins.