This is a collection of essays about my misadventures.
I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family.
IÕve broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached.
IÕve had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate.
My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the
$2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck.
If I couldnÕt write about this stuff being funny, IÕd be in a rubber room.