{"product_id":"queen-klutz","title":"Queen Klutz","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a collection of essays about my misadventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIÕve broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached.\u003c\/p\u003e  \n\n\u003cp\u003eIÕve had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMy teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the \u003cbr\u003e\n$2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf I couldnÕt write about this stuff being funny, IÕd be in a rubber room.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380476866721,"sku":"humor2774","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1wrdnjz5-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716886365","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/queen-klutz","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}