Join a colorful adventure in customer service with the employees at Fix-It, a national home improvement warehouse chain founded on the most bitter of circumstances.
Spanky, the store manager at #1486, leads the way as he and his employees get caught up in fantastic situations. Whether it's the migrant workers who turn vampiric or the associate who becomes a sensation with a simple tee-nut or a new program where spotters are declared a new cultural group endowed with inalienable rights, each chapter becomes a separate doorway into a world where anything is possible and most of it is humorous. These stories will make you question what truly happens when you leave a home improvement warehouse with your purchase.