{"product_id":"saltine-the-truffle-pig","title":"SALTINE The Truffle Pig","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the Genius who brought you the best seller\u003cbr\u003e\nBEDTIME STORIES FOR BAD LITTLE CHILDREN\u003cbr\u003e\ncomes SALTINE THE TRUFFLE PIG\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSALESÉ ugh!  Am I right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey fill the pipe-line, hand over half finished work and scribbles as though thatÕs all thatÕs needed to make a sale, look at you when you ask questions like itÕs someone elseÕs problem and then expect their bonuses and a pat on the back as if they just delivered gold.  Know what I mean?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eItÕs like a TRUFFLE PIG that can find the goods but still thinks itÕs reward comes for filling the buckets, regardless of what goes in them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWell, sooner or later all things must prove their use.  Even Sales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLike Maman used to say: Òun porc paresseux est un jambon delicieuxÓ\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379425931425,"sku":"9781387731022","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/15vq7dyv-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716870430","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/saltine-the-truffle-pig","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}