{"product_id":"scare-your-kid-witless","title":"Scare Your Kid Witless","description":"\u003cp\u003eObedience and subservience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo of the watchwords that have molded us into the level-headed adults that we are today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHowever, in this age of boy wizards, purple dinosaurs and mp3 players that only kids can program, children have somehow gained the upper hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis book attempts to redress the balance, with a pithy selection of outrageous lies that can be used in almost every occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn later years, your child will thank you for keeping him or her on the straight and narrow, by being frequently bemused and in a constant state of terror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, in the meantime, if we can also enjoy a laugh or two at their expense, then surely everyone wins?\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eScare Your Kid Witless - A collection of outrageous untruths designed to unbalance impressionable young minds!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379383169185,"sku":"9781411674745","price":27.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/12m5qgj-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716869782","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/scare-your-kid-witless","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}