This volume contains TWO BOOKS: "Semi-Mesozoic Pizza with Primordial Anchovies" , rampant humor and sick poetry from Pliny the Elder to Geraldo Rivera about earthquakes, volcanos and tsunamis, which appeared on the Internet from 1999 to 2001, as well as: "Seismological Moments, Tales of the Great West Coast Disaster", based on a 20-part series on the USENET in 2003, the mystic author's attempt to discharge fears and forebodings about huge earthquakes, asteroid impacts, and tsunamis, by injecting some WELL-NEEDED HUMOR into the subject of the San Andreas Fault, Seismologists, Californians, and other good targets for his humor.