Old Liston. A quiet, rural town which plays host to the most incredible, ridiculous and unsavoury characters ever to congregate in one place.
A town where the local wizard steals from the supermarket, the vicar organises the drunken stag parties and a badger in a suit roams free.
But Old Liston is also hiding a terrible secret.
A powerful tale of murder, kidnapping, revenge, midgets and lettuce.