If you're thinking of visiting Skaggerston for a short break or a staycation, don't. Just don't. Marvel at the complete lack of morality, sanity, town planning or public toilets. Wonder at the town's unhealthy obsession with Mike Oldfield and explaining obscure phenomena as "just one of those things". Learn the history of the town nobody wants to live in, yet are forced to (often against their will). If Chris Rea was singing about The Road to Hell, then he was probably on his way to Skaggerston. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.