A success-obsessed, slutty, suburban super-mom soon finds herself knee-deep in an upper-middle class nightmareÉher daughter: kidnapped by an online predator; her son: the latest school shooter superstar; and herself: late for a cross-country business meeting! With the help of a sleazy divorce attorney and a bumbling, overweight cop, the race is on to save her precious little superficial consumer lifestyle from oblivion in this hilarious and horrifying tale of sex, murder and mayhem! Soccer Mom - a Fast Food Fiction¨ debut - provides minutes of gut-busting, bite-sized, heat-lamped and processed reading enjoyment. Every ink-stained, badly written, ÔbooxploitativeÕ page of direct-to-paperback schlock is crammed full of one-dimensional, disposable characters; meandering, bullet-ridden plots; seemingly endless run-on sentences...plus generous helpings of sex, violence and assorted mayhem! Order up and chow down. Tasty readinÕ awaits!