Earth. It's a scary place to be stranded, forced to wait until you can catch the next wormhole opening home. Fortunately, there's help from beings in the galaxy who have studied Earth and its inhabitants. They can help you survive this scary time. These wise individuals have assembled Stranded on Earth and filled it with wisdom such as:
¥ In your time on Earth, you will discover areas in which humans have demonstrated a strain of genius. One of the greatest is the cooking technique known as deep-frying.
¥ Customer service has declined in recent years, primarily because humans have grown weary of the effort it takes to pretend they donÕt hate each other.
¥ Humans believe technology is omnipresent in their lives, which may seem quaint to those of us whose planetary ÒwildlifeÓ is solely composed of broken or runaway robots.
Stranded on Earth is a valuable resource for all aliens forced to stay on the planetÑor for any natives working to understand the weirdness that is their home planet.