Stumpity Stump

Stumpity Stump

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Books are wordy things written on paper stolen from the arms of babes. This book is a novella. Although that sounds a little fruity to me, it uses markedly less paper (and hence less baby arms of wrath) than an opus. Or a manuscript. Or W&P. So therefore it is superior to all the above and any others.

I don't suggest you buy it, all the same. Just drink a bottle of brandy, tootle down to a seedy bar and trade your trousers for a coconut-infused wine cocktail, and when you wake up in the cells you will have achieved precisely as much as you would have done with this "novella". A pox on all novellas.

Toot Toot.