Whether youÕre a first year teacher looking for guidance, or a veteran teacher looking for ideas, this short book offers the most unorthodox advice you will ever come in contact with. You may think of it as an instrument to keep your sanity, a book on traditional classroom criticism, an educational read, or simply additional tools to critique, use, or pass over. Either way, you will surely find it entertaining, funny, and worth your time. All from the proudly self-proclaimed: ÒWorst teacher to ever enter a classroomÓ. Sample chapters can be found at http://survivingthetrenches.blogspot.com/