These wise and witty stories written by Ted the Cockapoo (a.k.a. Captain Midnight) with a little help from Himself (a.k.a. Geoff Mead) will help dogs everywhere better understand how to survive the well-meaning folly of their humans by training their owners well and keeping them happy. Reading these stories will also bring a smile of recognition to the face of every human who has ever loved a dog and been loved in return.