Many people think that recipes should use a dry, technical, telegraphic style. Fuck them. Do you ever watch cooking shows and think, ÒWhy donÕt they just say the ingredients, concisely state the method, and be done in five minutes?Ó If you do, I think I met you at a conference once. DonÕt talk to me again. Cooking on TV is a performance. So is Twitter. This cookbook, which is taken from Twitter performances of cooking, is the print equivalent of a cooking showÑa really fucking frank one. Brace yourself for 50 episodes featuring more than 400 photos taken with an iPhone under the most appalling lighting conditions (fuck, how do I even work in that kitchen). Every single one of these recipes is delicious. Most of them arenÕt even that hard to make. Oh, and every one of these recipes is gluten-freeÑbecause so is my wife. Some are even vegan, but most sure fucking arenÕt. This special black-and-white edition has all the content of the colour edition but without the colour, so it costs half as much!