Patrick Hastie started doing stand up comedy in Des Moines, Iowa in April 2011. In April 2013 he moved to New York City. Prior to moving he released ÒThe Baby Comic E.P.Ó. It was a 20 minute set recorded in front of a hot crowd in Iowa City. Three years later, in April 2016, he released ÒA Cool Rap Metal E.P.Ó. It was a 7 minute set recorded at a really great show in Brooklyn. This book is the novelazation of both of those sets. Patrick would like all of you to know that these jokes are now dead or better.