The funniest book ever written about babies! Raising a baby is hard so parents need some laughs! Because uptiering sex from ÒrecreationalÓ to ÒprocreationalÓ is like going from playing laser tag to storming Normandy Beach on D-Day. Once you paint the nursery baby blue you won't paint the town red again for a long time. When did the term ÔboogieÕ change from being a slang verb to a slimy noun? You long for the world where the word ÒstoolÓ is once again a resting place in front of a bar, and ÒwetÓ is what you do to your whistle at that bar. A baby is our perfect mark on an imperfect world, but soon they begin making imperfect marks on otherwise perfect walls. It is by small amounts that babies gradually lose their perfection, until the process is complete, and they become teenagers. Includes the 100 best quotes on babies ever. So, laugh!