Hannah Bamma Tolgolalopus, also called the Cookey Eyed Girl, is known in the North Country as a slut; a skank and a stupid whore, but she wants to be a WARLOCK a POWERFUL WARLOCK and to this end she is planning to raise an ancient witch. However, she must not mistakenly raise a witch hunter, or fall into a tap set by her mother's many neglectful lovers; or a lazy police force; the disturbed Janitor; a perverse principal and his dominatrix secretary at school. She also must navigate her way through the copious amount of bullies that go to her school. It will be your responsibility to guide her through the web of bad attitude and poor choices which plague her decisions most days, however with your help, just maybe that WARLOCK WILL RAISE THE DEAD!