A guide for the first-time father, by a first-time father. The Dad's Art of War let's unsuspecting soon-to-be fathers stay ahead of the game with true stories, humor, and lessons learned by someone who was just like them. The Dad's Art of Waris sure to calm down even the most nervous first-time dad and have you, and your soon-to-be mommy, on the floor laughing. This book is a must read for all first-time fathers. So wipe the tears out of your eyes and realize the only thing you have to fear is fear itself!