Answering an ad for a truly memorable last chapter of their lives, couples arrive at The Olde Logge Inne, in Old Fort, N.C., to discover that...these people aren't exaggerating! Sitting by a campfire, the usual Bucket List of things to check-off, transforms to The F**ket List. In a clot of cabins on the Catawba River, each ruggedly individualistic couple grapples with how they NOW want to live. Day One: the knitting class becomes Erotic Art 707. There's a shakedown as to who stays and who leaves. The F**ket Tree is born and everyone posts what they want to do with their own Third Act. The Pig, Porn & Pabst Fest is a hit, as is the skinny dipping, moonshine and Flapper Fashion. A giant Aerial Alien forces the Air National Guard and men of Old Fort to grab their shotguns or run for their lives!