Here they are in full textual glory: the scripts of all the geek streaks ever recorded. Enjoy reading them and you might want to follow along with the videoÕs, which you can find - if you have not seen them already - at Ôwww.noisepollution.nl/?tag=geek-streakÕ. I know this Internet address looks a little bit like an incantation normally spoken over a bubbling cauldron of frogÕs livers and batÕs earwax but believe me, it will get you to the videos.