Roll up, roll up! Come and feast your eyes upon sights and characters never before witnessed in the civilised world!
GASP! as William Shakespeare romps through explosive action and adventure.
GULP! as Santa Claus takes violent revenge upon those who would destroy Christmas.
SWOON! as an international assassin tries to resist the lure of love in favour of continuing to kill folk for money.
Come and see these things and more. Come and see... THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!