This mock term paper is the highlight of Schaefer's book: "Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack." This satirical essay pokes harmless, wacky fun at all political party spectrums and a slew of celebrities. The essay is stocked with wordplay. Includes two bonus papers:
ÒMake No Room for Kids: Bells Ding for Online Classes K-8Ó (a composition theorist parody from Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack)
and
ÒMy Flesh is My Blanket Inside Which I HideÓ (a funny yet poignant historical term paper all patriotic Americans will adore)