Welcome to a Universe both familiar and surreal, where ÒWMDÓ takes on whole new meanings, the best defense against ancient conspiracies bent on world domination is the incompetence of the people running them and the Òsecret MuslimÓ is the last person youÕd ever suspect.
Sindy Cathaway is awakened in the middle of the night and informed that the governmentÕs coming to spirit her away because one of her regular customers, CIA agent Robbie ÒBigsÓ Johnson, blabbed classified information to her the other night when he came in drunk to the club where sheÕs been stripping her way through college. Sindy finds herself saved/possibly kidnapped by the Earthbound Region-Independent Society and on the run from the government, which ERIS claims is run by a nefarious cabal who will stop at nothing to silence Sindy before she can make public the secret their agent told her. Problem is, Sindy has no idea what part of BigsÕ drunken diatribe was supposed to be a state secret in the first place.