{"product_id":"the-private-eye-that-eyes-your-privates","title":"The Private Eye That Eyes Your Privates","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy best friend seems to have found his soulmate on a new dating app. IÕm just here in case she turns out to be crazy. Funnily enoughÉ so is he?\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eApparently, I donÕt corner the market on overprotectiveness. Which is fine. But must he be overprotective right where IÕm trying to be overprotective? Does the man not know what personal space is? Who invited him to my table, and why is he so comfortable annoying me, a perfect stranger?\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eHis sister is here to meet my best friend. And I donÕt trust neither one of Ôem. So, IÕve got my eye on them both. And before you ask, no heÕs not cute. And no, IÕm not attracted to him. HeÕs a nuisance with a blinding smile that wonÕt leave me alone to hover over my friend in peace! If he so much as touches my plate, IÕm flipping this whole Baskin Robbins table over, you hear me? Ice cream will paint the walls, and so will his screams of anguish. I donÕt play about my foodÉ\u003c\/p\u003e  \n\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a short story about the very... interesting way Xavier Baker and Nivea Dunks first met.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379607892129,"sku":"9781304574299","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/q6z2rzz-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716873142","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/the-private-eye-that-eyes-your-privates","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}