"You'll love this book." HARRY HILL.
"Mad comic brilliance." BEN ELTON.
Hilarious young stand-up comedian Doug Tucker
lands a big part in ÔRats Milk CheeseÕ, a bizarre
sitcom. In a world where louche girls romp in
dressing rooms, luxury yachts, and drug-fuelled
orgies, Doug thinks his career has taken off.
But show business has a dark side. As the wealth
at stake increases, so does the greed of those who want it. At a celebrity sex party Doug accidentally spurts on a member of the Mafia...
Written by Dave Thompson, the comedian and actor who played Tinky Winky in 'Teletubbies'. FOR ADULTS ONLY!