It all starts out quite innocently. The Statuesque Nude appears in her floppy red hat to deliver a public lecture on pre-Socratic philosophy at the end of the pier in front of a surprisingly enthusiastic and predominantly male audience, the men obviously in desperate need of expanding their pre-Socratic metaphysical horizons. Suddenly, she disappears into the deep, only to re-surface a couple of years later. But much has changed in the interim. For one thing, the pier in her beloved community is gone. In its place, a strip mall. And Prudes Against Nudes have rallied their forces to pass a so-called ÒAnti-NudityÓ law that is actually aimed at the Statuesque Nude and no one else.
One thing leads to another and that thing to yet another thing. And before the dust finally settles, literally and metaphorically, the very foundation of the Statuesque NudeÕs beloved community is threatening to explode. And only she can save it.