After magazine ad for some pharmaceutical, there are usually a couple pages of side effects of the stuff such that the cure seeems worse than what ails you. And if you've looked at what they put in the pastries you eat, you'll wonder who thinks up such insane ingredients. Inspired by these two areas of consideration, my co-author and I continued with totally off the wall and out of the park and in the deep end . . . satire and humor. You may be inspired, thrilled, educated, or just have a good laugh.