ItÕs not paranoia, if they really are out to get you.
Bill Posters is an ordinary kind of guy. HeÕs put a great deal of effort into it. So why does he think heÕs being stalked by pigeons? ThatÕs not normal, is it?
As if being harassed by winged vermin isnÕt bad enough, BillÕs day is just about to get a whole lot worse. HeÕs got twenty four hours to save the world. Armed with a secret weapon more suited to the bathroom than the battlefield, Bill is joined by Fern, chunky knitwear aficionado, and Gregor, ChileÕs second most dangerous assassin.
Bill isnÕt the Chosen One, but for now he will just have to do.
Prepare to learn the Truth about Sharks and Pigeons.