Part one of a serial by a ten year old home educated scholar.
ëhil Gidnol was platforming and texting on his new jPhone, when he bumped into a billboard that said ÒDonÕt text while platforming!Ó Fortunately he had slowed down to 5 miles per hour while texting, and just sat down hard.
ÒDarned signs!Ó he grumbled as he picked himself up ÒThereÕs one of them every 20 feet.Ó
He continued a bit more carefully and managed to get home before rush hour. He was at a loss at what to do next. He had just passed into manhood.
ÒWhat next?Ó He asked himself aloud. Then he decided that, before money ran out, heÕd better get himself employed.
Little did he dream what adventures his first job would lead to!