{"product_id":"the-warning","title":"The Warning","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart one of a serial by a ten year old home educated scholar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eëhil Gidnol was platforming and texting on his new jPhone, when he bumped into a billboard that said ÒDonÕt text while platforming!Ó Fortunately he had slowed down to 5 miles per hour while texting, and just sat down hard.  \u003cbr\u003e\nÒDarned signs!Ó he grumbled as he picked himself up ÒThereÕs one of them every 20 feet.Ó \u003cbr\u003e\nHe continued a bit more carefully and managed to get home before rush hour.  He was at a loss at what to do next.  He had just passed into manhood.  \u003cbr\u003e\nÒWhat next?Ó He asked himself aloud.  Then he decided that, before money ran out, heÕd better get himself employed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLittle did he dream what adventures his first job would lead to!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44214080766113,"sku":"9781304900272","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1gg4yrqj-front-shortedge-384_dff5bdbf-a52f-45a7-9036-cdb649ad3fcd.jpg?v=1716505664","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/the-warning","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}