My name is Bill. I am a traveling homeless philosopher. For the past year, I've hitchhiked across this great nation of ours and tweeted about it, using an old iPhone I found on a bus. I've been to every single state except for the ugly one, I've made toilet wine out of Lysol and ketchup, and I've given beard tips to hipsters. These are the experiences and wisdom I want to share with you. The homeless community means a lot to me, and to that end, half of all proceeds from the sale of this book will be donated to the National Coalition for the Homeless and the National Alliance to End Homelessness.