**ATTENTION: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!** This was done by the demented alter ego of Steve Gritton, and is totally not appropriate for children! But you adults will love it! Do you like Santa? How about zombies? Of course you do. But, have you ever seen Santa battle zombies before? Well, here you go! This zany parody of Twas The Night Before Christmas follows Santa as he saves a family from the zombie apocalypse chopping and slicing and shooting his way through hoards of zombies. Did we mention zombies?