ItÕs Hogmanay 1987. The main focus of the night Ð asides from the drinking, of course Ð is the first-ever Taggart movie, which is just about to be broadcast.
On the streets of Glasgow thereÕs a strange new machine on the moveÉ a chip vending machine,
built by Wheech McGhee and his pal Murray, who aim to make a few quid before delivering a surprise tea to Taggart himself.
When things donÕt go to plan, they find themselves accused of having killed an unknown person
and dumped the body in the Clyde. All Wheech can do in his defence is turn round a phrase associated with the tough TV detective played by Mark McManus.
But the police donÕt want to hear that thereÕs noÕ been a murder.
One thingÕs for sure Ð someoneÕs tea is oot.
ThereÕs No Been A Murder follows Apollo Ambition, which also features the character Wheech McGhee.