Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don't Put On That Fucking Mask [b+w version]

Adapted from the anonymous meme that ripped off the cover of The Foot Book for humorous purposes and purported to be a new Dr. Seuss book. No memes were harmed in the adaptation and creation of this Official Special Script Edition. This is the B&W version which means that the three measly illustrations inside the book, which is a script and should not need illustrations, are NOT in color. This book is definitively #NSFW or for reading out loud to youngsters or those developmentally challenged adults who will not wear masks without a gun by their side and a Òfuck you, babeÓ cutting deeply within their tiny hearts, hearts probably a few sizes too small. It is a satire, not a finely hewn one, but never-the-less, a satire. I doubt it will make anyone who is not wearing a mask because of politics wear one. The proscribed menu of items suggested to shove up the ass of those not inclined to care about their fellow humans (and I use that term very loosely here) might not be enough. Gaffers tape, might. For a minute. Have a fun readÑheart and soul into it. Of course, Say It Loud! Books are just that, to say out loud. Not yelling, mind you. Not hateful, oh god, no. But forceful. And with a smirk in your heart. As TR once said, Òspeak softly and carry a big stick.Ó We say, Òfuck that, they (those loosely described above as humans) arenÕt listening anyway, so speak loud and hit them over the head with it (the message), and our big books (which contain the message but hurt so much more).Ó As you all know, no part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.