Her fatherÕs a grump.
Her kids wonÕt stop fighting.
Her husbandÕs in the closet closing business deals on his cell phone.
Her brotherÕs latest fiancŽ is a flake.
Her future nephew is seriously dangerous.
Her ÒMartha StewartÓ mother died
a month ago on Thanksgiving day.
The cat is choking on the tinsel.
And Jana is supposed to magically pull
it all together and put on a Christmas just like mama used to do to make it all better.
Yeah. Right.