Tommy Swift comes from England where she has left shortly after her grandmother is found smothered in a retirement home. She arrives at Swift Enterprises expecting to find a bustling company, but finds a near-bankrupt business. She makes friends with her younger cousin, Sandy, who finds herself smitten with the busty woman. Together they drag the company out of ruins with a fold-out watch, kill a Russian, and generate more electricity than they know what to do with.
These stories are parodies of the first three of the Thomasina Swift tales by author Leo L. Levesque, and have been crafted to follow the original plots while skewering and lampooning those stories.