Collection of absurd and outlandish tales. Pirates bowl for supremacy of the high seas. A skeleton wears stolen pajamas. An agoraphobic egg commissions a suit of armor. Children gamble their reputations on a milk-based business model. Krampus gives the gift of infinite kittens, but at what cost? A disabled frog is terrorized by cupcakes. Jokes are delivered with merciless disregard for dignity.