books are BORING. so i made one that isn't, full of images of my online statuses and stupidity, and many arguements with baldies or bullies. i outwit the meanest and most superficial people. if you're a huge fake jerk, or if you think you're cool and clever, don't even think about trying to battle me, i type 100 words a minute, seen 10 psychiatrists, written hollywood films and played college sports. i have the mouth of a lion, the whippersnapper of a jock in the showers snapping his towel at your buns, and i have the hottest buns and pecs any woman has ever seen. i'm god's gift to all women, inside is a preview to my other romance/poem book 'loves seasons, loves blossoms, loves leaves', so you can see the sweet side of me too, although in my opinion, all my foolishness and mean humor is aimed at bullies who are out picking on weaker people, like gays, blacks and animals. i'm against all cruelties like a compassionate redneck loose with a big ole yapper. i'm an outspoken bigmouth but for good.