{"product_id":"trumplandia","title":"Trumplandia","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat do you get when you combine modern-day conservatism with the critically-acclaimed show, Portlandia? Trumplandia - author Craig Rozniecki's first and hopefully last book of the series and 18th overall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJames Bob, or Big Jim to some, hailed from Hicktown, West Virginia, where he owned a restaurant which went by the name TBR, or The Best Roadkill. Big Jim was a happily married man of 10 days. He met his wife, Amanda Goldteeth, during a raccoon-eating contest at a Family Values Festival and the two hit it off like Shaquille OÕNeal and a basketball rim made of Icy Hot. To the marriage, Big Jim brought with him a son - Lil Jim - he traded a four-wheeler for several years ago, and a daughter - Jima - he claims a stork dropped off to him with a note which read, ÒThree words: Whitesnake concert.Ó Amanda Goldteeth-Bob could never have children of her own, so she happily accepted the responsibility of home-schooling Lil Jim and Jima, who were in 11th and 9th grade, respectively. Speaking of respective, James Bob claimed to be a loyal husband and father, a staunch Republican, and a man of God.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEven though facts, science, and common sense tend to run contrary to the Bobs' beliefs and decision-making, that doesn't stop them from staying the course and providing laughter for all onlookers. So come join the fun in Rozniecki's best book to date - Trumplandia, where he puts laughter first!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379223359649,"sku":"9781667140858","price":24.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/mg9zmk-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716867392","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/trumplandia","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}