It's a crazy, crazy world out there, overrun by vampire babies from hell, post-apocalyptic cannibals and robots that may or may not be sent by aliens. What do we do? I'll tell you what we do! We send the kick-ass duo of Miss Alex Peoples and Mister Ryan Thomas to deal with these freakshows. Only they can restore peace and order to the world. Why only them? Well, that sounds like a question that can easily be answered by reading this collection of short stories. Enjoy!