During his first month in Florida, Brian falls in with an Italian from New Jersey who has a very impressive work history. "I once cooked a hot dog for Maury Povich who told me, ÔToo much mustard kid.Õ I once was kidnapped for roughly 1-hour in Nassau Bahamas. When I was 13, a friend trapped me in a tent filled with daddy long leg spiders. I've sold wine over the phone, I've sold used cars and waited tables for the elderly at a dine-in playhouse. I've been told by teachers that I am my generationÕs Tim Allen.Ó
Brian then goes on to host a hockey tournament with ex-Hockey defenseman Stephane Quintal, learns proper volleyball fundamentals from an Amish man named John Wayne, plays the 5th-ranked ping pong player under 13 from Israel and parties with a French car thief.