Features fictitious advice columns, essays and personal confessions by Grumpy Aging Boomer, GAB, offering wry, hard-boiled advice about sundry mundane, and occasionally bizarre, riddles affecting boomer women from their bodies, to their clothes, kids, mothers and men. Also included is a series of GABÕs personal confessions in which she reveals that she is a fashion felon and promiscuous about purses, only pretends to pick up the dogÕs poop on their walks, and has given herself a ÒpassÓ about what she looks like from behind, among other things.