{"product_id":"where-does-all-the-poop-go","title":"Where Does All the Poop Go?","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver read the story of NoahÕs Ark and thought, ÒWaitÉ how did that actually work?Ó Yeah, same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhere Does All the Poop Go? is a darkly funny, fully illustrated picture book for adults whoÕve dared to apply common sense to Bible stories. Through modern dialogue, sarcastic side-eyes, and painfully accurate math, this book follows poor Noah as heÕs asked to load 16 million animals onto a wooden boat, feed them for a year without refrigeration, and, oh yeah, figure out where all the poop goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTold in a satirical childrenÕs-book style with full-color illustrations on every page, this book blends Sunday school nostalgia with brutal logic and a healthy dose of WTF. ItÕs not just a retelling, itÕs a comedic audit of one of the BibleÕs most famous events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for ex-evangelicals, cult survivors, recovering Bible nerds, or anyone who enjoys asking questions they were told not to. This book opens the floodgates, literally and metaphorically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTrigger warning: May cause church flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter., funny, bible story, adult humor, cult, satire, religion, A.C. Hudson| 9798999737717 | 40PAGES\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A.C. Hudson","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46767702671521,"sku":"9798999737717","price":36.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/jedywmy-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1785199098","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/where-does-all-the-poop-go","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}