Best ever Yo Mamma jokes on earth. These are guaranteed to make you roll on the floor laughing. Tell these at parties and get-together's and be the star of the entertainment.
Here are a few:
1. Yo mammaÕs so fat that people raise their hands and shout ÒTaxi!Ó when she walks by in a yellow raincoat.
2. Yo mammaÕs so fat that the elevator can only go down when she rides.
3. Yo mammaÕs so fat that her pants had to be ironed in the driveway.
4. Yo mammaÕs so fat that people just had to go around her for a 15-minute exercise.
5. Yo mammaÕs so fat she has group insurance by herself.
6. Yo mammaÕs so fat she brought the bridge down when she went bungee jumping.
7. Yo mammaÕs so fat she is charged for group rates when she went to a buffet.
8. Yo mammaÕs so fat her feet doesnÕt get wet when she showers.
9. Yo mammaÕs so fat she doesnÕt a tailor, she needs a contractor.
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